LOSAKO

Le porte-voix de tous ceux qui cherchent vainement dans quel forum de ce monde, ils peuvent se faire entendre.. Oui, je veux donc parler au nom de tous les « laissés pour compte » parce que « je suis homme et rien de ce qui est humain ne m’est étranger ».

01 octobre 2009

Jubilations

Why Do All of China's Celebrations Look Alike?

Why Do All of China's Celebrations Look Alike?

Shooting czars

Seizing "Statutory Rape" Zeitgeist, Right Hones Latest, Gayest Czar Attack

Seizing "Statutory Rape" Zeitgeist, Right Hones Latest, Gayest Czar Attack

Conspiracies

How the Swine Flu Joined Glenn Beck and the Huffington Post

How the Swine Flu Joined Glenn Beck and the Huffington Post

Real Estate Porn

A Look at Polanski's Lovely Alpine Jail Cell

A Look at Polanski's Lovely Alpine Jail Cell

Scandal

How Much Fox Will Be Fined for <em>So You Think You Can Dance</em> Vagina?

How Much Fox Will Be Fined for So You Think You Can Dance Vagina?

the hills

<em>The Hills</em> Will Be Crushed by <em>The City</em>'s Brilliance

The Hills Will Be Crushed by The City's Brilliance

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  • Scandal

    How Much Fox Will Be Fined for So You Think You Can Dance Vagina?

    So far the public outrage hasn't been nearly as intense as Janet Jackson's Nipplegate, but once the thought of a naked ladyflower on prime time television settles in, the reaction will be huge. Next up, FCC fines.

    Last night, when a contestant on So You Think You Can Dance celebrated making it to the next round, she got so excited she fell to the floor, writhing in excitement, and let the camera film up her skirt. Too bad she wasn't wearing any panties. Oopsie!

    After the Janet Jackson debacle, where she showed her breast on live television during the Super Bowl halftime show, the reaction was immediate and fierce. After all, bare nipples are the greatest threat to our national order. Well, nipples and gay marriage are close, but nipples always win by a hair. Now there may have been a real live vagina on television, we have no idea what the precedents are. Viacom, the owner of CBS, paid $550,000 for showing first base, how much will Fox have to pony up for the whole infield?

    Well, that depends on a few factors:

    • Since this was taped television instead of live, did Fox know there was a cooch in the broadcast when it aired? If so, big fine.
    • If not, why doesn't Fox have an official person in charge of making sure that no genitalia make it on to television? If they don't, big fine. If they hire one, thus stimulating the economy and our Puritanical sense of decency, then the fine will go down.
    • Was this a stunt to get everyone talking about a show whose ratings are off from the summer season. If so, Fox better get out it's wallet. (Also, kudos).
    • How many form letters will the Parents Television Council fool people into sending to the FCC? The number is a direct correlation to size of the fine.
    • Will Glenn Beck or another cable new yahoo take up the cause? If so, the decibel level of his loudest, sternest scream on the subject multiplied by the square root of pi will be used to determine just how much a vagina on TV will cost.
    • How many tween girls were blinded by seeing a woman's nether region on TV? Each one will be awarded $300, or a free pair of tickets to a Miley Cyrus concert (but, you know, the back rows, cause it's not like they can actually see anymore).
    • Was the girl in the clip 18? If not, every person who watched it on YouTube will be tracked down by their IP address and thrown into jail for watching child pornography. If not, then it's cool. We're all just pervs.
    • Is there an actual vagina on television? Cause if not, well, is that even indecent?

    So You Think You Can Dance

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    The So You Think You Can Dance Tour Is Like Watching TV with 20,000 Strangers

    Last night I ventured all the way out to Newark, New Jersey to catch the live version of So You Think You Can Dance. It is simultaneously worse than you would expect and more awesome than you could hope for. More »

    Precaps

    The Wire Will Not Win an Emmy This Year Either

    That's because Mad Men and 30 Rock will take the big prizes. For the second year in a row, shows we actually like are poised to take home the gold. Neil Patrick Harris is hosting too! More »

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